COMCAST COMMERCIAL SLOWSKIS

BILL SLOWSKI: HI WE'RE THE SLOWSKIS AND UH THIS IS MY WIFE KAROLYN. AND WE'RE UH SLOW.

KAROLYN: WE'RE TURTLES BY THE WAY.
YOU KNOW HERBIVORES.

BILL : NOTHING SAYS SLOW LIKE DSL...OR A NICE LOOOONG GAME OF CHESS.

KAROLYN: CHESS IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITE GAMES BY THE WAY

BILL: YEAH BECAUSE ITS SO PAINSTAKINGLY SLOW

BILL: SOMETIMES WHEN KAROLYN IS ABOUT TO HAVE CHECK-MATE ON ME. WE JUST MOVE A PAWN HERE OR A BISHOP THERE AND PRESTO, YOU'VE GOT A WHOLE NEW GAME

KAROLYN: WHATS THE FUN IN ENDING THE GAME SO SOON? WOULDN"T YOU RATHER SIT THERE AND PLAY MORE CHESS?

BILL: KIND OF LIKE WAITING FOR DSL TO DOWNLOAD EH? WELL THERE YOU HAVE IT TAKE IT FROM THE SLOWSKIS . JUST LIKE A LOOOONG GAME OF CHESS, NOTHING IS AS FUN AS DSL

KAROLYN: WHO NEEDS COMCAST WHEN YOU'VE GOT CHESS AND DSL , RIGHT????

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